any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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