she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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