So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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