Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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