Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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