Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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