What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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