i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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