im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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