Porn is love you can see.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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