I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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