You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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