i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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