If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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