I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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