Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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