I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
be right there i have to get my cape
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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