He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
