Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm gonna fight the coyote
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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