I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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