respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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