You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests π
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience π€·π»ββοΈ
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