you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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