he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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