there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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