I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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