I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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