would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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