So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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