But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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