it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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