Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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