i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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