Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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