Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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