any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Randomize
