There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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