Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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