My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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