i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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