singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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