I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i out mim tonsoeep
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
