Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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