it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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