u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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