i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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