your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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