I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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