They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
this boner is exhausting
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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