just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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