i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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