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so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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