I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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