why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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