But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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