yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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