Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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