is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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