around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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